a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
I hate it when a character doesn’t have a LAST NAME, SO THEIR TAG IS FULL OF STUFF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT.
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you